Random Sayings of the Day

1. "Shut up or I'll stick you with a Q-tip."
2. "To be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid."
3. "Voldemort is apparently surprised by Harry's lack to die."
4. "If life gives you lemons and no sugar your lemonades gonna suck."
5. "If life is giving you lemons, you need to go to a mental hospital."
6. "PSH!!! I am the coolest."
7. "Now my little voices are TEXTING me!!"
8. "I may not look like much, but I am GREAT at pretending to be a ninja"
9. "Sarcasm is like breathing. I do it without trying."
10. "I know this one it's... it's... ummm..."


lessons learned
1. I am crazy.
2. And I don't care.
3. I like sayings?
4. HI!!
5. BLAH BLAH BLAH?